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Punpkins for Cheap: A Grotesque Horror, Novelette (Unabridged) - Sea Caummisar

By Sea Caummisar

Release Date: 2023-04-07

Genre: Fiction

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Just in time for Halloween! Trick or treat?

The first story is the trick. 

The second story is the treat. 

Punpkins for Cheap

This book should never be listened to by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled "Tampons Are Not Yummy". So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is.  

This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever listens to it). I expect that. If I had to review it, I would say it was the dumbest book I have ever heard/wrote. However, it does make me laugh. (Oh yeah, it's kinda gross too.) At least it's short.  

Plus, it could be scary. What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world? A maggot has invaded Jimbo's brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns.

Plus a bonus story titled "Them Bones".  

"Them Bones" is the most disturbing story I have ever written. It is true body horror! Probably one of the most twisted and bloodiest stories I have ever written. No spoilers, but it's about a man who falls in love with a skeleton. The skeleton asks him to make her pretty. 

Proceed with caution.  

Mature audiences only two extreme short stories.

Punpkins for Cheap: A Grotesque Horror, Novelette (Unabridged) - Sea Caummisar

By Sea Caummisar

Release Date: 2023-04-07

Genre: Fiction

(0 ratings)
Play Full Download
Just in time for Halloween! Trick or treat?

The first story is the trick. 

The second story is the treat. 

Punpkins for Cheap

This book should never be listened to by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled "Tampons Are Not Yummy". So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is.  

This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever listens to it). I expect that. If I had to review it, I would say it was the dumbest book I have ever heard/wrote. However, it does make me laugh. (Oh yeah, it's kinda gross too.) At least it's short.  

Plus, it could be scary. What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world? A maggot has invaded Jimbo's brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns.

Plus a bonus story titled "Them Bones".  

"Them Bones" is the most disturbing story I have ever written. It is true body horror! Probably one of the most twisted and bloodiest stories I have ever written. No spoilers, but it's about a man who falls in love with a skeleton. The skeleton asks him to make her pretty. 

Proceed with caution.  

Mature audiences only two extreme short stories.

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