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Pam Kowolski is a Monster! - Sarah Langan

By Sarah Langan

Release Date: 2025-05-21

Genre: Fiction

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If Janet Chow hadnā€™t been such a jerk to everyone at Sewanhaka High, they might have voted her Most Likely to Succeed. Twenty-plus years later, life hasnā€™t turned out how Janet expected. Sheā€™s rudderless, her career in journalism crashed, burned, and buried. How did it come to this?

But then one day, Janet recognizes her mortal enemy from high schoolā€”Pam Kowolski! Somehow, Pamā€™s become Americaā€™s manic pixie sweetheart, an online psychic predicting the end of the world. Pamā€™s rich, hawt, and famous, meanwhile Janet looks...middle aged. How did this happen? How did Pam Kowolski steal Janetā€™s life?

Janet knows the truth: thereā€™s no way a dumb ass like Pam earned her success. Sheā€™s lying about her powers. The world isnā€™t ending. Pamā€™s a FRAUD. Itā€™s time for Janet to wake up and claim whatā€™s hers by writing an article that TAKES PAM DOWN. But to reveal Pam, sheā€™s got to dig deep into their shared past. Thereā€™s bad stuff back there, scary stuff, and the more Janet learns, the more she worries: what if Pam Kowolski is right?

Pam Kowolski is a Monster! - Sarah Langan

By Sarah Langan

Release Date: 2025-05-21

Genre: Fiction

(0 ratings)
Play Full Download
If Janet Chow hadnā€™t been such a jerk to everyone at Sewanhaka High, they might have voted her Most Likely to Succeed. Twenty-plus years later, life hasnā€™t turned out how Janet expected. Sheā€™s rudderless, her career in journalism crashed, burned, and buried. How did it come to this?

But then one day, Janet recognizes her mortal enemy from high schoolā€”Pam Kowolski! Somehow, Pamā€™s become Americaā€™s manic pixie sweetheart, an online psychic predicting the end of the world. Pamā€™s rich, hawt, and famous, meanwhile Janet looks...middle aged. How did this happen? How did Pam Kowolski steal Janetā€™s life?

Janet knows the truth: thereā€™s no way a dumb ass like Pam earned her success. Sheā€™s lying about her powers. The world isnā€™t ending. Pamā€™s a FRAUD. Itā€™s time for Janet to wake up and claim whatā€™s hers by writing an article that TAKES PAM DOWN. But to reveal Pam, sheā€™s got to dig deep into their shared past. Thereā€™s bad stuff back there, scary stuff, and the more Janet learns, the more she worries: what if Pam Kowolski is right?

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