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Yes, I Am a Vampire (Unabridged) - Stephen Kozeniewski

By Stephen Kozeniewski

Release Date: 2025-06-04

Genre: Erotica

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The Collected Short Fiction and Autobiography of Stephen Kozeniewski, 2013-2016

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I swear I am not a vampire. Cross my heart andā€¦eh, nevermind.

Just trust me, there are no vampires within this audiobook. Plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called Exploding Shit Zombies. You can probably guess what that oneā€™s about.

Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. Iā€™ve also got a monster under the bed piece thatā€™s pretty f--king scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.

This isnā€™t just a short story collection, either. Half of itā€™s my autobiography. I guarantee youā€™ve never seen those two styles mashed together before.

I also guarantee youā€™ve never seen any f--king vampires before. Not here. Not anywhere. So letā€™s just drop it.

What do you mean, bloodstains all over your device? Donā€™t worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive into Yes, I Am a Vampire.

Yes, I Am a Vampire (Unabridged) - Stephen Kozeniewski

By Stephen Kozeniewski

Release Date: 2025-06-04

Genre: Erotica

(0 ratings)
Play Full Download
The Collected Short Fiction and Autobiography of Stephen Kozeniewski, 2013-2016

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I swear I am not a vampire. Cross my heart andā€¦eh, nevermind.

Just trust me, there are no vampires within this audiobook. Plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called Exploding Shit Zombies. You can probably guess what that oneā€™s about.

Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. Iā€™ve also got a monster under the bed piece thatā€™s pretty f--king scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.

This isnā€™t just a short story collection, either. Half of itā€™s my autobiography. I guarantee youā€™ve never seen those two styles mashed together before.

I also guarantee youā€™ve never seen any f--king vampires before. Not here. Not anywhere. So letā€™s just drop it.

What do you mean, bloodstains all over your device? Donā€™t worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive into Yes, I Am a Vampire.

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