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Phone - Andrew Wheeler

By Andrew Wheeler

Release Date: 2013-12-22

Genre: Fiction & Literature

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A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.

ā€¦His assistant reinstalled the phone's software for him after lunch, but it rang twice during that afternoon's finance committee meeting. "F**k," said Malfoy.
"You seem distracted," stated the VP of the acquisitions division.
"No shit," replied Malfoy.
"Aren't you supposed to be in London?" asked someone elseā€¦

Phone is a story from The World Is Round, available now.

A great philosopher's masterwork is unravelled by a duck, an influential talk show host begins executing his guests, and a baby enchants a murderous African dictator in this collection of seventeen short stories. A work of poignant satire and extraordinary imagination, The World Is Round is always weird, sometimes bleak, and frequently hilarious.

Phone - Andrew Wheeler

By Andrew Wheeler

Release Date: 2013-12-22

Genre: Fiction & Literature

(0 ratings)
Read Download
A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.

ā€¦His assistant reinstalled the phone's software for him after lunch, but it rang twice during that afternoon's finance committee meeting. "F**k," said Malfoy.
"You seem distracted," stated the VP of the acquisitions division.
"No shit," replied Malfoy.
"Aren't you supposed to be in London?" asked someone elseā€¦

Phone is a story from The World Is Round, available now.

A great philosopher's masterwork is unravelled by a duck, an influential talk show host begins executing his guests, and a baby enchants a murderous African dictator in this collection of seventeen short stories. A work of poignant satire and extraordinary imagination, The World Is Round is always weird, sometimes bleak, and frequently hilarious.

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